Happy New Year from the Playa!

Festive greetings from the Playa.  We hope you all enjoyed your Christmas break and we extend a heartfelt thank you to those of you who chose to spend Christmas and Boxing day with us.  Thanks again mum.

Anyway, we still have New Years Eve to look forward to and I hope you will all come along to this special event (further information is in previous update).  If you are unable to join us to see in the New Year we hope to see you in 2013 as we really do have a great year planned here at the Playa, details of which will follow in a future bulletin.

Meanwhile, Flossie has been busy expanding her portfolio and has recently decided to run for PM.  As I am sure you are aware, this is a very time-consuming job, what with lunches and press releases and running the country and that, so she may not have quite as much time to spend at the Playa.  However, Keith (pronounced ‘Keith’) will be holding the fort and making sure that all your needs are catered for and she will still be around to oversee things (mostly because Keith would turn it into a brothel if he was left to his own devices).

As part of Flossie’s new venture, the Playa plans to rent out the newly refurbished dance hall and we are delighted to be able to tell you that David Cameron has already expressed an interest in holding the 2013 Conservative Conference here.

david cameron

Unfortunately, Flossie is a staunch labour supporter so it is unlikely that this will go ahead.  Nice to be asked though.  We have approached Eddie, therefore, and we are waiting for him to get back to us.  We’ve included several tempting ‘extras’, such as free beer, sandwiches and call girls, so we are hopeful he will want to hold this prestigious event at the Playa.

(It should be noted at this point that Flossie is NOT running for PM as a labour candidate as they are also pretty useless.  She intends to form her own party and is busy working on her manifesto as we speak).


Anyway, that’s all from the Playa de Arlow for now.  To all who have loyally followed and supported us this year, we say thank you and we would like to wish you a


The Management



Christmas at The Playa

As those of you who follow the activities here at the Playa will know, we have been very quiet for the past couple of months.  This has been, in part, because the summer season finished but also due to the extensive refurbishment work that has been taking place.

We are thrilled to announce that this is now finished and, to mark this, we are holding some very special ‘Christmas Holiday’ events.

For a very competitive price we can offer you one of the special events we are hosting throughout the festive period, with the option of different packages, including accommodation.

Please see below for the full programme of events:

Christmas Eve


Dinner and dance with music by Muse and Rihanna (rarely seen together)


 Dress Code: No trackies or hoodies








Christmas Day

Christmas lunch and all the trimmings served by our temporary staff,  who will strive to make your Xmas Day a wonderful experience

Dress Code: Festive. No silly hats

Boxing Day

Celebrate with us as we party into the night with our ‘themed’ evening of entertainment.   Music will be supplied by our resident DJ and will go on until late (10pm).  Buffet snacks will be available throughout the evening.

Dress Code: Themed

New Years Eve

Grand banquet and masked ball!   Join us for an evening of intrigue as we see in the New Year.  Dance til the early hours with our resident DJ who will be spinning some tunes to get you tapping your feet! (Strictly no requests for Agadoo)

Dress code: Masked, obviously


Each event can be booked as a stand alone event or you can take advantage of one of our many package deals, which also include accommodation.

Our lovely new rooms all have en suite bathrooms and we also have a number of suites that are at the top end of the range and include the services of your own personal maid (white stilettos extra).  For those of you who are on a tight budget, may we suggest you go to Butlins.

To take advantage of these wonderful offers, or for more information, please leave your questions and details below and we will get back to you at some point.

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