Festive greetings from the Playa. We hope you all enjoyed your Christmas break and we extend a heartfelt thank you to those of you who chose to spend Christmas and Boxing day with us. Thanks again mum.
Anyway, we still have New Years Eve to look forward to and I hope you will all come along to this special event (further information is in previous update). If you are unable to join us to see in the New Year we hope to see you in 2013 as we really do have a great year planned here at the Playa, details of which will follow in a future bulletin.
Meanwhile, Flossie has been busy expanding her portfolio and has recently decided to run for PM. As I am sure you are aware, this is a very time-consuming job, what with lunches and press releases and running the country and that, so she may not have quite as much time to spend at the Playa. However, Keith (pronounced ‘Keith’) will be holding the fort and making sure that all your needs are catered for and she will still be around to oversee things (mostly because Keith would turn it into a brothel if he was left to his own devices).
As part of Flossie’s new venture, the Playa plans to rent out the newly refurbished dance hall and we are delighted to be able to tell you that David Cameron has already expressed an interest in holding the 2013 Conservative Conference here.
Unfortunately, Flossie is a staunch labour supporter so it is unlikely that this will go ahead. Nice to be asked though. We have approached Eddie, therefore, and we are waiting for him to get back to us. We’ve included several tempting ‘extras’, such as free beer, sandwiches and call girls, so we are hopeful he will want to hold this prestigious event at the Playa.
(It should be noted at this point that Flossie is NOT running for PM as a labour candidate as they are also pretty useless. She intends to form her own party and is busy working on her manifesto as we speak).
Anyway, that’s all from the Playa de Arlow for now. To all who have loyally followed and supported us this year, we say thank you and we would like to wish you a
VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Happy New year to you too..xx
Looking forward to the next election so I can vote for Flossie, does she have any idea what her party might be called/