Good day, Playa fans. I hope you have all been enjoying the marvellous hot weather we have been so fortunate to have here in the UK this month?
Here at the Playa, we have been busy with the usual flurry of guests wanting to spend a few days away at our fabulous resort.
This month has seen an unusually high number of visitors, particularly since several members of TOWIE were recently spotted in the locality. Technically, they weren’t actually TOWIE cast members but they certainly looked like them and behaved in exactly the same idiotic manner so they count as TOWIES.
Obviously, with all the extra guests we have had to extend the resort and open up the rear car park to caravans and mobile homes. I think you’ll agree that we have managed to create a very exclusive and upmarket site though, yes?
And now we are almost into August…..
August is RIOT MONTH in the UK, as I am sure you are aware. To celebrate this traditional British festivity, we will be holding a whole host of events to entertain you.
Come and sample some of the wonderful local (and international) beers on offer at the BEER TENT.
Be entertained by the hilarious ‘Fire Setting’ event, where locals compete to see just how many vehicles they can set ablaze in an hour, dressed in traditional rioting costumes!
Join the looters as they merrily rampage through the town centre, joyfully smashing windows and stealing worthless items from Poundland and Primark!
Enter the traditional August Rioting Games and be part of the fun!
Whatever you decide to do, we look forward to seeing you and we hope you will go home feeling that you are truly part of a great British festival!